Aromatherapist Prints

"Okay, Jaxcsunn, stay still in the crystal circle while I douse you in essential oils."

Aromatherapy.

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

"The new car smell is inadequate? Don't move! I'll grab our on-site aromatherapist!"

'When this is over with, I'm going to need a LOT of aromatherapy!'

'When this is over with, I'm going to need a LOT of aromatherapy!'

'We're closed... the Yoga teacher's bent out of shape over the acupuncturist's being stuck on the aroma therapist!'

"The irony is that before he fell on hard-times, he was a big success in the aromatherapy business!"

Essential Motor Oils

"I understand he's in aroma therapy.''

A tanker spills tons of essential oils into the ocean....Thousands of sea birds die a pleasant tranquil death.

Acme Florist: Take Time For Some Aromatherapy!

'So, how's that whole aroma therapy thing going?'

'When this is over with, I'm going to need a LOT of aromatherapy!'

'I'd like to move into aromatherapy.'

'Aromatherapy? I like the sound of that!'

'Give me the full treatment - I just ran over a skunk!'

Aromatherapists without borders.

New Age Auto Repair

Lavender under my pillow helps me sleep! At least until the hay fever kicks in!

'Pot' - pouri "I'm as aromatherapised as a bugger.."

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

Aromatherapy for Men

An Excellent Nose for Wine.

Pheromones.

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

'I've always been so busy, I've never taken the time to stop and smell one.'

"The doctor says your injury is not serious...we're going home."

'I try to get this place smelling of cat and she wants it to pong of lemon.'

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"When I know he's had a rough day, I always put a few drops of lavender on the TV remote before he gets home."

Right, like you're the first shrink to recommend aromatherapy.

Nostrildamus.