Aroma Lover Pillows

"Ambitions... To live next door to a Chinese takeaway."

Lavender under my pillow helps me sleep! At least until the hay fever kicks in!

"Why are you returning the 'Midnight Madness'?'"

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

'Have you no common scents?!'

Aromatherapy for Men

'By god that man stinks!'

An Excellent Nose for Wine.

Pheromones.

We have to stop surprising each other.

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

"Scents and scentsibility"

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

"When I know he's had a rough day, I always put a few drops of lavender on the TV remote before he gets home."

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

"What's the fun of smelling the Bougainvillea in paradise if I don't smell the envy on Facebook?"

"I love the smell of floral notes in the spring."

Acme Florist: Take Time For Some Aromatherapy!

"But do your mittens smell like chocolate chip cookies?"

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

Nature Scents Research Department.

'Aromatherapy? I like the sound of that!'

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

Skunk in library reads from the '10 Best Smellers'.

The dashboard odormeter

Puppy puts deodorant on the slippers.

"Hey - are those scented candles???"

"I also like to hang a bunch in the shower to create a spa-like atmosphere."

"Honey, they just can't resist it."

"I was attracted by his edgy cynicism, but I hated his cologne."