Army Veteran Pillows

"That one's my kidney stone."

'Son, it's very important to keep our American traditions!'

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

Soldier playing hopscotch with a grenade

The Boche Catcher

"Your Stroganoff reminds me of my army days...spent in the Biological Weapons Corps."

"According to this report two thirds of social workers need self-defence training."

Veteran using medals for an eye test.

'I could have sworn I put the Waterloo battle plan in here.'

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

"The president is awarding the Medal of Honor to 24 Army veterans...whose heroism and gallantry were overlooked because of their race or ethnicity."

Army Surplus: Now in Stock - Camouflage Trousers!

Monument To The General/Soldier Monument

Support the Ex-Troops

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Postwar is hell."

Military Medals

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'I was in the catering corps.'

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

UNFADED GLORY

'Forget what?'

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

Kamikaze Colour

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

Veterans Day '20

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."