Army Medic T-Shirts

US Airforce.

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

Servicemen.

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

First aid in mountains

Medical personnel give their hearts

Keyworker

Providing Healthcare For All

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.

CLEAR!

"I came as soon as I got the message!"

Modern Warfare: Surgical Strike

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

'Take two and call me from the Emergency room.'

Cuba applauds its doctors

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

'You MAY feel a teeny-tiny pin-prick..'

'No days off, no paid overtime, no benefits...this job is killing me!'

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Doctor carves realistic heart on a tree.