Arms Race Historian Mugs

Start their day with a witty nod to arms race history. Our mugs feature clever designs inspired by Cold War rivalries and military innovations—perfect for history buffs who enjoy their caffeine with a side of humor.

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'The History Channel is all reruns.' mockup

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

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Sir Winston Churchill

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Neo-International Law

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"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!" mockup

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

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'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.' mockup

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

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Israel/Palestine Conflict

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'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.' mockup

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

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"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

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General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp mockup

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

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'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.' mockup

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

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'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.' mockup

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

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Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do. mockup

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

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Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places. mockup

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

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Idlib, Syria - The final stage

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"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?" mockup

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

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"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

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You can't spell Afghanistan without A, G, A, I, and N.

You can't spell Afghanistan without A, G, A, I, and N. mockup

You can't spell Afghanistan without A, G, A, I, and N.

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Bush and his exit 'strategery'

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Nuclear Proliferation

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'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!' mockup

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

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The unknown war poet.

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"Pinpoint havoc, gentlemen, accuracy of mayhem. And yet our dress blues remain crisp and sharp, our hands soft and pink."

"Pinpoint havoc, gentlemen, accuracy of mayhem. And yet our dress blues remain crisp and sharp, our hands soft and pink." mockup

"Pinpoint havoc, gentlemen, accuracy of mayhem. And yet our dress blues remain crisp and sharp, our hands soft and pink."

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Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier mockup

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

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The USA...

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A Rifle Competition in the North

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"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?" mockup

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

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"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?" mockup

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

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The Red Baron meets his match.

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This time...War on Terrorism.

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The Jerry Scarer

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US strike on Syria.

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Arms Race Historian Mugs Collection

Arms Race Historian Pillows

Discover our pillows featuring classic and humorous takes on arms race history—ideal for adding a touch of history to your loved one's home decor.

Arms Race Historian Prints

Browse our collection of prints that showcase pivotal moments and themes from arms race history—great for decorating a study or office with a historical flair.

Arms Race Historian T-Shirts

Check out our T-shirts to find more clever, history-inspired designs that celebrate the arms race and Cold War intrigue—perfect for anyone passionate about history and style.