Arms Race Analyst T-Shirts

'Neutron bombs are 'clean' bombs ... They level people but leave buildings standing'

Servicemen.

Defence Cutbacks.

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

Nuclear Proliferation

Oooops!

US fears missile competition.

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

The Generals medals

The Use of Cavalry

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

'I believe the use of elastic- bands is down to the new government defence cut-backs!'

'At last! Some decent kit.'

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

Francois Hollande

Boomerang

Ebola Virus

Iraqi Insurgents.

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

Defence Cuts: 'This is getting serious Sergeant, bring up the re-enforcements!'

Turkey Blocks Swedish and Finnish Nato Bids

December 17, 1903: We miraculously devise a craft that can transport human beings though the sky. December 18, 1903: We figure out how to use said craft to kill people.

"By George, that should do it - as long as we don[t bomb our own men again "

'Psst. It's okay in here, but don't go around calling $690 billion 'chump change.''

Don't Worry, Joe, about Afghanistan

'The attack will have to wait until tomorrow Congressman. Today is furlough day. . .'

Calling the IDF

General's Coin Toss

'Warspeak department' making up new military terminology.

Count Putin

The Boomerang Sanctions

Nato

'How's World War 3 coming along, Timpson?'

'Captain...that signal doesn't seem to be in our manual.'