
'There's too much corruption in the third world.'
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'There's too much corruption in the third world.'
"Tell me again. Do we weaponize, then monetize, or the other way around?"
Bribes for Jabs
Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six
Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'
"Hurry up with that dictionary!"
"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."
'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'
"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."
"But I use all of them!"
"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"
'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'
'Democracy, okay?'
Bring flag factories back to America.
Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.
Progress?
Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban
The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.
Weapons of War Through the Ages.
"Our 'Invest in American' program is saving money by buying orange safety cones from China."
The strong Canadian dollar is bad for the Canadian exporting manufacturers.
'U.S. Manufacturing'
Arms Industry increases sales by 8.5%
"When you think of it, all you really need is one 3D printer to start manufacturing them yourself!"
"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."
"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."
"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"
European Arms Proliferation - 1860's
A dog whose nose is a gun.
"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."
'What do you mean it doesn't work? It's not rocket science!'
Remounts for the Yeomanry
Frank's Drill Co. I built this company bit by bit.
'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'
Ancient Weapons
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