Armchair Politician Prints

"I appreciate your offer, but I'm afraid I'm already bought and paid for."

Israel Palestinian Talks.

'Voter apathy is on the increase again.', 'Who cares?'

Lisbon Treaty.

'Obama Drones keep flying overhead...but none seem to be headed in OUR direction!'

"I've got it! I've got the formula. . .on how o blame it all on Brexit!"

'Best to try and skirt over that bit about the bedroom tax.'

'We pay for K-12 for the kids and social security for our parents, but bailing out rich bankers again is asking too much!'

'Can't you see I'm still fighting to repeal Obamacare....?'

'John Boehner talked about bi-partisanship today, but he acted very tea partyish.'

"The Chilcot inquiry? No, this is the inquiry into what happened to the Chilcot inquiry."

"They have fringe beliefs but appear normal in order to maximize shock value when they start spouting them."

"Are you supporting the French 'Yellow vests'?"

"Have you considered the possibility the government might be trying to lose the next election?"

"Sometimes it's so bleedin' hard to know who to vote for."

If the government made beer. . . it would probably be the worst beer in the world.

Boris Johnson threatens early elections October 14

"Politics is the fine art of doing nothing but taking all day to do it."

"Hate to break it to you but Corporatus republicani and Corporatus democritcis are just subspecies."

"I guess we're gonna have to keep the Biden covid stimulus checks..."

"If I had that much money to give to the democratic party, I'd be a Republican."

"I'll secure the border, fight voter fraud, protect the second amendment, defend Christian values, and repeal Roe V. Wade!"

Stephen King

"We've got rid of some dud leaders...but we still have the people who voted them in."

"Okay - let's get things done!!"

"I thought maybe we could hang out for a while and do some 'bro' stuff. Drink some beers. Watch some games."

"I cede the remainder of my time to the ranking member."

"C-Span is our reality television."

"It used to be the kids, but now it's the politicians giving me gray hairs!"

"Listen, everybody; as a special treat, David will now read us several of his recent letters to The New York Times, chiding them for criticizing Israel."

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Cuba After Castro

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A Vast Left-Wing Democratic Conspiracy is Out to Get Trump in as Complicated a Way as Possible

Finally, a Cabinet Member Resigns on Principle. But What a Crazy Principle!