Armchair Physicist Mugs

'He's doing one of those open university courses.'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"Feel free to take notes."

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

The intellectual.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Fluffy explains her string theory.

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

"I should've never studied canon law."

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

The Three Kinds of People

"I don't believe in egrets."

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

'In this world, son, you've got to learn to push yourself.'

"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

"Before the library cuts I was well-read now I just have ill-informed opinions."

Newton's Law and Order.

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

'Do I believe in evolution? - Well, I suppose we should get it over with.'

"Just when I think things couldn’t get any worse, they replace The Lockhorns with Doonesbury!"

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

"I'm back from Russia. Putin offered me a Dacha to say he's an honest man."

"Go ask your mother ... and I'll tell you why she's wrong."

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

Stephen Fry.

'As soon as I mention Nietzsche - stop serving me, okay.'