Armchair Adventurer Prints

'Are you guys still watching the tapestry? Why don't you go outside it's such a nice day!'

"What do you mean you're staying in with a good book?"

'Hike the Alps? I'm getting out of breath just keeping my foot on the accelerator!'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'It's another letter from the library about overdue books.'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

Mounted TV set with Dad in a mounted armchair above the mess of his children on the floor

'You could get a bigger model, but you'd have to pay extra!'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

"I think when people talk about 'holidaying at home' they meant 'in the UK!'"

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'Ouch! Your antler poked me in the eye!'

Armchair Sportsman

The Modern Tourist

"This one I bagged by accident when I was cleaning my harpoon in a paddling pool."

Self-Isolation Survival List

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'No, we don't have invisible fence, Dear. Grandpa's allowed to get out of the chair.'

"Sometimes I think that your pedometer app would give better results if you strapped the phone to your arm."

"Sigurd advocates civil disobedience relating to the 'law of gravity'."

"Hello - is that the Shopping Channel?...I'm just browsing..."

Reading room

"We don't own one of those fancy vibrating chairs, so we put all our phones on vibrate and put them behind his back, then we call them."

Travelogue

Won't Get Off the Bus Tours

A cat tamer

"Oh, we're just down here for the winter."

"I'm looking for an outside interest I can do from my couch."

"I thought you were migratory."

"I don't want to live on the edge, but I wouldn't mind visiting it."

'We've got to be extra careful, Fred. With this new camouflage they can be right under you and you not see them.'

"Trek, you know, means to walk to the top of Mt Everest!"

'If that's the wild, I'm not in.'

"We will be back with more betting after this short programme."

Members of the flat earth society would holiday...but never too far from home.