Arm-wrestling Champion Mugs

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

"I find it best to stay out of office politics!"

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

'Checkmate!'

Future Wrestler

"We've resolved the fundamental problems. Now we're down to personal issues."

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

"When I said, 'Give him a chance-best two out of three,' I was talking to the dog."

'Lois, you have got to stop going to the gym. I don't think we can afford it!'

"I think we need to be more careful not to over-schedule appointments."

Oliver Reed-Twist: 'I'll arm wrestle you for some more.'

'Please stop... I'm getting motion sickness.'

LAST WHACK-A-MOLE FOR 500 MILES.

"Do my glutes look big in these?"

Student wrestling with life issues.

"I am Baldonator, the meanest fighter around! No one dares mess with me."

Man helping his mate go to the toilet by arm-wrestling with him

'You can't call it a fluke after forty-three wins.'

'Very impressive. If we ever need an arm wrestler, we'll be sure to give you a call.'

"Don't be long, Dear, you don't want to miss Celebrity Hari Kari on TV."

'Goliath, there's money to be made if you take a dive.'

"Dearly beloved, weighing in at one hundred and fifty pounds!"

No more bingo wings.

'Maybe this arm wrestling tournament wasn't such a great idea after all.'

"I just don't think someone who's never won an arm-wrestling match in his life has any business engaging in combat."

'And to think, you did it all without the help of steroids.'

"You love me, you wuss. Admit it. You love me!"

"I couldn't decide who gets the promotion, so company policy states that you thumb wrestle for it."

You are not allowed to join the army, little buddy. You don't want me getting hurt in war? I just don't think someone who's never won an arm-wrestling match in his life has any business taking on terrorists. For your information, you're looking at the World Lightweight Champion of Thumb Wrestling, fourteen years running. Not at all the same thing. And my mom said playing video games would never take me anywhere.

"Anybody feel like arm-wrestling for shots?"

"Are they at it again?"

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'