Arithmetic Arguer Mugs

"I am haunted by the idea that the basic axioms on which the arithmetic is based may invalidate these computations."

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Annual run-off at the mouth.

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

'My name is Jeremy and I approved this message.'

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

'It won't do you any good! You can't run from your math problems!'

Geeky looking guy looks at incomprehensible mathematical problem: 'And this equation proves beyond doubt that I have wasted my life.'

"I passed the three R's. Now I need some R and R!"

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

'He started it!'

"The physicists doubt it, the chemists want to change it, the psychologists are trying to interpret it and the biologists don't care."

School of Wizardry and Creative Accounting.

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

"Frank, I need your help. The computers are down, but I was told you know how to multiply two numbers together."

Lawyers - Man challenging a barrister

'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

'You're so illogical. I can never win an argument with you.'

"I'm going to be a lawyer so I'll be arguing both sides."

'I don't know if you're a mathematician but my wife's not happy with her Poisson distribution.'

"Wake up. It says here I was right about that thing I said."

'I march to a different arithmetic.'

Mixed marriage: food fight

"I have a right to disagree! You can't force me to use logic."

Arguing with Edna was enough to make the brain fly out of any logical man.

"Not to quibble, Helen, but if you look up 'Pathetic Loser' in the dictionary I don't believe anyone's picture is there."

'It's not an accounting breakthrough, Sam. It's wrong.'

People who understand Venn diagrams

"To be fair, Martha, you started it."