Argumentation Mugs

"Scott, you'll be disqualified the next time you say, 'We'll just have to agree to disagree'."

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

"And if, in court, you need to varnish the truth, don't make it high gloss."

Debating Society. This is not like sports. "Comeback performer of the year" means something different here.

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

"Must everything escalate into a heated conversation with you?!"

Annual run-off at the mouth.

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

"What flower says you're sorry without admitting wrongdoing?"

'He started it!'

Boss and worker communicating in exclaimation marks.

"Lets watch a martial arts movie."

"O.K., I admit it, we're lost, but the important thing is to remain focussed on whose fault it is."

"This is ridiculous! I say we get back on speaking terms!!"

The last word.

Lawyers - Man challenging a barrister

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

"Why don't we compromise... you admit I'm right and I'll agree with you."

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'

'Why can't you just think irrationally every once in a while?'

'He's always looking for an argument!'

'You're so illogical. I can never win an argument with you.'

"I'm going to be a lawyer so I'll be arguing both sides."

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

Moral Outrage.

Mixed marriage: food fight