Argument Survivor Prints

When boomerangs argue.

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

"Sorry, I'm preaching again. Why don't we pause for a moment while I pass around the collection plate."

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

'And in conclusion.'

That's not the reaction I was going for. Let me try to put a different spin on it.

'He started it!'

Boss and worker communicating in exclaimation marks.

"O.K., I admit it, we're lost, but the important thing is to remain focussed on whose fault it is."

"This is ridiculous! I say we get back on speaking terms!!"

'Why can't you just think irrationally every once in a while?'

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'

"Just got back from the client meeting and great news. . . your work isn't dead. It's beaten senseless and run over by a dump truck...but still very much alive."

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

"Why don't we compromise... you admit I'm right and I'll agree with you."

Frank was famous for his anti-inflammatory rhetoric.

"Let's just drop it, Andrew, and leave it to future historians to decide which of us was right."

'You're so illogical. I can never win an argument with you.'

Moral Outrage.

"Wake up. It says here I was right about that thing I said."

Mixed marriage: food fight

"The depth of your wrongness is so deep that it is unknowable."

Arguing with Edna was enough to make the brain fly out of any logical man.

"I have a right to disagree! You can't force me to use logic."

'Safe!'

"You're just mad because I found a scholar to back me up."

Surveillance over the suggestion box.

"To be fair, Martha, you started it."

'Well, if I'm being honest, I think he's a raging narcissist.'

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.