Argument Lover Mugs

Gun Control Debate

Alright, Hutchins - This 'toon ain't big enough for the both of us!

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"You're fired."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

What's normal?

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

Scarcity

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

The economy.

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

Changing Minds

Our Two Parties, Explained

We need a Europe of U-turns.

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

Exciting potato bugs.

Armageddon

Lord George brings news of the debate

Unanimous voting.

Roe v. Wade

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Protest

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'