Argument Art Lover Pillows

'Well, somebody here called for a debate!'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Venus

Where Indian ink came from.

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

Use your imagination.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Loan Alley

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Klimt Kiss Phones

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Mr. Punch in Venice

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

The Origami Society...

"I find that hugely offensive!"

What's an Imax cave?

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

"He gets easily abstracted."

They were mysteriously drawn together

Framed Lady

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'Greenwich in the Season'

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Amateurs."

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'