Argument Architect Prints

"This is our format: Three minutes to present your case, two minutes each for rebuttal, one minute for summing up, and thirty seconds for claiming victory."

'He's always looking for an argument!'

'Be careful! This is a tough school. The debating team has a criminal defense attorney to do the talking for them.'

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

Annual run-off at the mouth.

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Sulk Shows

Brainstorm in progress.

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

'He started it!'

Boss and worker communicating in exclaimation marks.

"O.K., I admit it, we're lost, but the important thing is to remain focussed on whose fault it is."

'Just because you're smarter than me doesn't mean I can't always be right.'

'Interactive TV news.'

"This is ridiculous! I say we get back on speaking terms!!"

So, what brings you two here today? Amanda Kern. Comics counseling.

Thinking outside the box.

"Why don't we compromise... you admit I'm right and I'll agree with you."

The last word.

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

Lawyers - Man challenging a barrister

'Why can't you just think irrationally every once in a while?'

'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'

"Let's just drop it, Andrew, and leave it to future historians to decide which of us was right."

'You're so illogical. I can never win an argument with you.'

"I'm going to be a lawyer so I'll be arguing both sides."

"We're Quietly Confident That It Smells Of Cinnamon"

"You always insist on having the last word!" "Sorry!"