Argument Appreciator Mugs

"You're just mad because I found a scholar to back me up."

"Let's just drop it, Andrew, and leave it to future historians to decide which of us was right."

"But we have a common activity: we fight."

'It looks as though you and I can never agree. . . So we seem to have reached an impasse.'

He started it.

A Heated Argument

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'Oh Hi!'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Steamed vegetables."

"I hate it when we fight."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

'The boss said I never made any profits and I never found customers worth mentioning and that's why he promoted me to the company's chief bad example!'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

The Greek Trampoline

Laughing Zone Ahead

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

Russia Money Laundering

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"Amateurs."

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"The wine has subtle hints of expensive pretension, but it's balanced nicely by the screw cap."

Historic Bank Jobs.