Argument Aficionados Pillows

Danae's Debating Career: 'I'm practicing argument-winning techniques...all that matters is the appearance of winning it.'

"Your dislike of public drinking fountains is the least of our problems here."

Asteroids are a hoax. I know, but could you just let it go without arguing this time?

'I fu*@!Ng hate you!!!'

Joe realized that his thumbs are opposable.

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

Oligarchy

Annual run-off at the mouth.

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

"That's the last time I'm going to allow politics to be discussed in the office."

Dialogue

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Skeptic Tank.

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"Now that's a win."

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

I'm not making enough money to like you.

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'