Argentinian Culture Admirer Mugs

RIP Diego Maradona.

Cristina Kirchner

Victor Hugo

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

The Selfie

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

Effective Cuban vaccines

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Hoxton map.

We speak hieroglyphics here.

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

Mexican angels.

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

"Thanks, but I'm in the midst of a lesbian phase that started the day I was born."

Bernard Levin

French Animal Noises.

"If Shakespeare were alive today, he would be driving this make of Sports Utility Vehicle."

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

"I'm sorry to bother you, but by any chance do you happen to have a copy of Baudelaire's Les Fleurs du Mal on your person?"

Analysis of Beauty - Plate I.

Frida Kahlo

'I'm not cut out for this job' (Matisse sketch to cut out paper model)

Easter Island

Pagan God in church, "He's asking for political asylum."

"I don't see this as a rejection of all thing French."

"He wields his culture like a blunt instrument."

"Says here that 50 baboons escaped from the Paris Zoo! I think this explains the Nutella riots!"

Marcel Proust 1811-1922

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

'I don't know about you but I don't feel very sapiens today.'