Argentinian Culture Gifts

Diego Maradona

Punk Reindeer

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

Wholesale market in Cuba

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

'Do you know who this is, Little Spike?'

Homing Beatnik

Economic Changes Cuba.

Sergio Aguero

"Baldo, negative stereotypes that insult people serve no purpose! What people really want is thoughtful, family-oriented material."

Sergio Kun Aguero

Bebo Valdes

RIP Diego Maradona.

Footballers - Diego Maradonna

Maradona memorial.

Brain versus Heart in Cuba

'It's over, Kevin - Mum and Dad approve of you!'

'Help out a fellow non-conformist?'

Raul Castro.

Cristina Kirchner

"I think Jennifer Lopez gets a bad rap. She's a smart, ambitious woman who works hard, respects her roots, and follows her heart! She deserves all her fame and glory!"

"In Mexico and El Salvador, they call cake 'pastel.' Colombians and Argentines call it a 'torta.' Puerto Ricans and 'Domicans call it 'bizcocho.' And Cubans call it 'keik.'"

Venezuela

Hernan Cortes

Important dates in Latino history: Four years ago, lowrider cars changed history.

Lionel Messi

'Yeah, but I was a disgusting bum before it was fashionable to be a disgusting bum!'

New-age traveller and old-age traveller

Hippie Army Knife

Maradona: 'Just play like I used to play!'

"Spot Mr Conformity, Mr Identikit, and Mr No Individuality!"

Eva Peron

"He's gone mainstream."