Arena Drifter Prints

'It sure is hot in the arena tonight!'

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

Dawing your Cellphone

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

'People who can read Venn diagrams...'

"I'd rather be at the office."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: A Bob Named Sue

Rogue Traders from Parallel Universes.

"And then after high school, I spent twelve years in college and majored in procrastination."

Continental Drift.

A citizen of Gondwanaland.

"Even our GPS doesn't want to be out in this weather. It's begging us to go back home."

'I hired a local guide. He knows every square inch of this stadium...'

'I was a drifter. They got me for defying the law of gravity.'

Sometimes, when she was bored at work, she would graze around the internet.

'Sky. . . earth. . . trees. . . birds. . . what a novel idea.'

Land's End

"Look what I got! A 14K gold-played chain steering wheel! It only cost $169!"

Snooze Cruise

"Before you kiss me good night, will you promise me there's no Kiss-Cam showing it somewhere?"

Prelude to 1892 Election

"Sure, we've hopelessly lost but, right now, who cares?"

"Son, once your grandma wore these shoes. I wore them after her, and now I will give them to you because I think they fit your dresses perfectly."

After the brief display of sportsmanship, the gladiators resumed fighting to the death, while Anthony embarked on the long road to rehabilitation from torn knee ligaments.

"You've never really grasped the principle of drag hunting have you Phil?"

'Dad, can I borrow the wig tonight?'

Edna arrives home unexpectedly.

'Is that the Acme Travel Agency? I'm complaining about the lousy food on board ship!'

"How long have you had these delusions of grandma?"

Female impersonator in phone booth.

"I couldn't retire. I wouldn't know what to do with myself."

'Actually - big Ben is the belle!' (cross dressing night)

PHARMACY, 'Here you are, sir -- don't operate heavy machinery or watch television.'

"Some call me a visionary, but all I've done is perfect daydreaming."