Arctic Living Humorists Prints

"All natural snow cones for sale."

The rocket powered skiier

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

Complaints at the Beehive Condo

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

"I love this time of year."

Weather today.

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

Greco-polar wrestling

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

"This heat transfer dance had better work. I'm freezing my tail off!"

"Normally, applying heat would be the correct therapy, however..."

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

'Geez, Dad! You never scream your lungs out at the refs! Don't you love me?!'

Emergency Room: 'Quick! Get some ice on this injury.'

'What's Iggy doing home from school at this time of day?'

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

"...heat escapes through your head. Lose the hat and you might make it through April"

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

Eskimo Breaking Wind

His Other Shtick

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

'Nice RV!'

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

'What do you mean, you want rollerblades?'

Snowman asks boy: 'Mind if I come in too? It's freezing out here.'

Melting snowman roasting marshmallow on open fire.

"It's an ice scraper. I sweat a lot."