Architectural Visionary Pillows

"I propose we go with the second option."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Robotic Man

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

The Day Dreamer.

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

Windmill

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

"Sold his air rights."

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

"Someday, son, all this will be in the cartoonist’s flat file."

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

Artistic Licence.

Irvine Welsh

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

"I'm ahead of my time."

Architects and Engineers - Restoration of old Buildings.

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

As an artist, Ug was thousands of years ahead of his time.

Real Estate Depression

"So, Morrison, what you're are suggesting is we abort the skyskraper idea and instead build a giant hill with interconnecting tunnels.2

'You will write a book, but it won't be on Oprah's recommended list.'

Some rejected prototypes from Madonna's bra lab.

Banksy

'... and I'd like a Holodeck right off the living room.'

Son of Alien.

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

Failed mobile home designs