Architectural Novelty Seeker Prints

Access Assessments

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'What clan do you belong to?'

Crap from the future.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Useless add-ons.

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

Mohammad's motors

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

Toenail clipping missile.

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

'It was fun to make bujt don't see any possible use for it in the future.'

His & Hers towels for Electrical Plugs and Sockets.

Try our new genetically engineered produce.

"A little baking soda will get rid of the smell.