Architectural Humor Fan Mugs

Convenience Store Entrance is Inconvenient.

Customer admires courtyard of bagel shaped restaurant.

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

Winter Weather.

Sick Building Syndrome

'Too many people in our state are overweight, Senator. They want fat-free pork.'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

"That's what I love about social media. I can have connections with thousands of people and yet still be completely isolated and alone."

The leaning tower of Pizza.

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

Doubledecker bus stop

Mary Margaret, the best bar nun.

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

Town Planning Department

Stone henge swing.

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

'If the GPC built office blocks!'

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

"Once you break through the plastic clamshell and blister packs, there won't be any packaging left!"

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

Clear construction agreements are important.

'If you want produce grown on the farm down the road you'll have to go to Kuala Lumpur.'

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

'This photo is hardly suitable for your misery memoir.'

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'getting back to nature', but careful what you wish for.

'Separate rooms please, we're on our second honeymoon.'