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"It's my most personal building yet."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

Hollywood Sign Developers

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

'C'mon get it straight.'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'Hmph. College kids.'

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

Pipe Dream.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

Cat statues on entrance gate

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."