Architectural Critics Mugs

What of the Homeless Rich Folks?

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

Kritik's Korner

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

Leaning Tower of Pisa

Blok drives by New York City.

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

Bankside

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

El Greco

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

Town Planning Department

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

The TROU of the Baroque

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"First the open floor plan, now this."

'Floodplain close - House on stilts with ladder. Estate Agent saying, 'Welcome onto the property ladder...''

"Would it have killed him to create a screened-in porch?!"

'Your childhood treehouse is where we will begin therapy....'

Teacher giving marks out of ten to builder repairing wall in school.

The Lesser Pyramids

"He was famed for his work in Pantomime"

'It's my latest invention. I call it 'Picture in a picture.'

Early Cartoonists.

Pillaging For Mom

Baroque

'Eww, when did this building get that hideous gargoyle?'

Queensferry Crossing souvenirs are a big hit

'We're going to need more money just to complete the model.'

Road Construction Blues.

'WHO is the architect here?'