Architect Of Fun Gifts

Lego Haircut

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

Luggage Mom

"Your tea party numbers are way down this month Jerry."

Snow Bridge.

"I like to stay on top of things."

Town Planning Department

'If the GPC built office blocks!'

Toy White House built incorrectly.

'Pssst. Go play in your new fun house or you'll hurt daddy's feelings.'

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

'The fifth rule of parenting. . . cross that bridge when you come to it.'

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

"In this office we work hard and we play hard, Timpkins"

'Mystery solved! Someone put the model of the building into the cupboard and the client took the salt cellar.'

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

'Design brief.'

Fire Escapes

'As I meant so say, Jenny, I think it would be a great idea for me to show Billy and you how to invest online.'

'Alphabet soup. This isn't nutrition. It's education.'

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

"I'm kinda over all this snow. . . I'm ready for spring."

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

'Mom forgot to do the laundry last night, so I made clothes out of Legos.'

Man in house with no roof on phone to estate agent: "Look, this house is unfinished. Please stop saying, 'It gets a lot of light'."

"What do you want to be when you give up?"

'I would hardly call Dick and Jane must reading, would you?'

"I bet you're glad you got out of politics to spend more time with your family."

A giant ape struggles to climb twin towers.