Archery Loving Legalist Mugs

"It's a little late to back out of a plea bargain agreement."

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

A Hole in the Dike

Bullseye!

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

Violent Crime Statistics

Lady Justice.

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

Cupid misses his shot.

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

“I’m robbing the Sheriff of Nottingham’s coach at ten-thirty. Then yoga at noon. Followed by my bassoon lesson. The baguette is for lunch.”

William Tell

The discovery of gravity is put on hold after a chance encounter by William Tell and Isaac Newton.

"Legal and accounting were O.K. with it, but I had trouble getting it past archery."

Location, location, location!

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

Progress?

'Fred, don't you think you're over doing it a bit?'

"Tell me again.That bit about us robbing from the rich to give to the poor."

'Its your archeries'

"Ugh! Here comes WIlliam Tell and overtures."

Baby's first words.

"To be honest, I'm not sure if you marking your territory is legally binding in a boundary claim dispute."

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

'Where does it hurt?'

"Please disregard the previous message - it was inadvertently sent to everyone on our list."

'Your honour, we find the defendent 'politically incorrect'.'