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'Thag! Put those silly things down! Where are your manners?'

Egyptian cemetery.

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

"I deliberately married an archaeologist because I thought the older I got, the more interest you would show in me..."

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"I think it was an election year."

Pyramid catflap...

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

Archaeologists discover a football

I'm With Stooped

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

'We started the extension then the property market collapsed.'

Mummy Shrink.

This will really mess with their minds someday.

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

Stone henge swing.