Archaeology Adventurer Pillows

'So it wasn't a speed hump...'

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of cambodia."

At the Museum

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

You had me at vintage.

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Pyramid catflap...

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'I can't wait for Power Point.'

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

This will really mess with their minds someday.

'It seems a lot of trouble to go through just to sharpen a razor blade.'

Dept of Egyptology - Toot and Come In.

"Fight or flight?"

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

Humpty Dumpty Travel Agency.

Dominoes

"Of course, it might help if we actually found something every once in a while!"

Prehistoric bikes and their advanced helmets.

"Hi everyone, thanks for channeling in to help me with my ancestry project."

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

'I've been knocking for ages!'

Builder follows an architect's blueprints exactly, including the smudges.

"I think I've arrived at the airport too soon"

I'm building a new house here. To my owner over there it's a "pet project." Of course to me, it's just "a project."

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."