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'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

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"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

"Do you think Trump has read 'Contemporary Relativism and the Death of Meaning'?"

"Mr. Pope, please give this summons to your boss. The prosecutor wants to know how god can allow so much misery."

'Are you the genius who came up with the 'Alternative Payment' program?'

It's the same ingredients and aftertaste as stimulus 1..."

"If you ask me, a day at the beach is no damn day at the beach."

War of Words

"Your job could be worse and I'm open to any suggestion to make it so."

'I used to chase cars. Now I chase yield.'

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

"...and if your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump off a cliff?"

"This has you as three feet tall but I don't see you as more than two and a half."

Ordinarily I'd suggest we'd talk our way out...If only we weren't so God damn tasty!

Polly Clinic.

'Looks like we've got ourselves another cow jacking.'

RIP: Here lies the last remains of civility and honesty in the political process.

"The last thing I remember is hearing the doctor say oops!"

No Layoffs Next 200 Miles

Drücke dein Glück: Covid-Testausgabe

'I had a taste of my own medicine yesterday - Yuck!'

The Bleat Boys

'Pander to voters? Me?'

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

Good Christians should be willing to die for President Trump."

ONE LAST TIME! Where are the carrots!

Man in house with no roof on phone to estate agent: "Look, this house is unfinished. Please stop saying, 'It gets a lot of light'."

'This is a really low budget approach to stopping illegal immigration.'

'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'

"Yeah, I don't have to go to the dentist, but I do need to ingest rocks to break down my food, and believe me, it's not much fun either. . ."

''Increase education funding'? -- You want the people to get SMART?'