Arcade Game Enthusiast Gifts

"It's just me today. Everyone else is working remotely."

Whack Your Alarm Clock

Man playing 'Guac-A-Mole'

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Natural Disasters

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mixed Doubles.

Homo Gamus

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

"Marco ..."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Whack-a-molecule

'She'll never look for me here.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Crane Game. Ball Game.

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

'Guess how many I ATE.'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!