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Super Karamazov Bros.

'We felt this way at least , your bonus would reflect some element of personal skill.'

'Dang! Crashed again! Oh well... I've got to get to my flight.'

Arcade Game Baseball.

"It happens."

"Drop it. Back away."

Business is a game.

"There he is. The ringer."

A man captures prize on a crane game and at the same instant, has his own pocket picked by an obscure crane...

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A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

Arcade game character eats money

"Wow! You're gonna beat the high score!"

Whack a Marimba

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

Homo Gamus

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

Video Game War.

Cannibals playing on a Crane pick up game machine.

"I must've been standin' there talking to Pamela Anderson for a good half hour before I realized it was just a Baywatch pinball machine with new L.E.D.s!"

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'My Terry's like a big kid. He's probably playing arcade games somewhere.'

Fruit machine...

Compliment-A-Mole

"The Nobel Prize isn't what it used to be."

Guess your passwords - $10

"Don't you hate being caught in a civious circle."

Police to busy playing arcade game to notice mugging

"Go fetch your mallet, Wilkins – we'll play doubles."

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

'It's another notice from the government - they say we need to add airbags.'

Nick the stereo.

Playing an arcade machine

"Houston...we have a problem!"

Police Marksman Game