Arachnophobia Warrior Pillows

'That's right! No huffing a puffing for 30 minutes on a treadmill. We've developed a new stress test that is faster and more accurate.'

'Now, Mrs. Jenkins, I'm going to try a slightly different approach to deal with your fear of spiders!'

"Are we never to find a place that doesn't have a spider?"

"Stop being such a baby and just hit it with a newspaper."

"I hate bugs...especially if they are in the software of this robot-spider."

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"I think I'm in the wrong kind of spin class!"

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"

Little Miss Muffet's Graduation.

'Bernice . . . could you come in here please? Bring a can of hairspray and a cigarette lighter!'

'What's our stockbroker doing in the shower? Quick! Run and get me a rolled up copy of the Wall Street Journal!'

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

"Really Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!"

"Great location. Let's check it out."

'Don't hurt it.'

"Don't kill it. The eat bugs."

'Don't be frightened, he's only been 'n' gone 'n' done his back in again.'

Horror

'He won't go back into his house until I check to make sure the spider is gone.'

'If you can read this, call the missing kids' hotline.'

'Honey, that spider's in the bath again!'

So how long have you had this fear of spiders ?

"I see spiders on Mars! Do you know what that means? "we need to send an exterminator?"

'You've been drinking again.'

Spider Horror Movies

Lady reads book about beating phobias.

Arachnophobia training.

'I hate you, Al.'

Judge about to hit spider with mallet.

After being frightened away too many times, Miss Muffett decided to rif herself of the spider.

"You know humans eat eight of us in their sleep every year."

'Dang, I'm sick of telling stupid kids that I'm not radioactive and that even if I did bite them, they wouldn't become a superhero!'

"AA-ARGH!"

'On the other hand it does have a certain charm'