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'You're grounded!'

"Dad! the magic carpet fitters here"

"I didn't realize how violent things had gotten until you hired me for this ... "

Collision

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Reading my Critics

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

A man looks up at the earth

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Ballet School - Ring For Attention.

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

Gone to lunch back in 10 mins.

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

I'm just saying, maybe you should try getting out of the city, Mr. Van Gogh. The Smoggy Night.

'But what do you sell?'

'Who are you trying to fool, that's a beach towel.'

"Oh, Genie. I'm ready to make my final wish now."

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

'I prefer Brand X myself.'

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

A Starry Night.

"I'm sorry your password needs to include upper & lower case letters & at least one number."

The hazards of Cleaning a Magic Carpet

"I'm signing nothing! Now, do you want your three wishes or not!"

"'I wish for this...I wish for that...' No one ever asks what I want!"

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

The Abandonment of Expensive Cars in Dubai

'This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another cracker?'

'Rats, even this flying carpet we bought on the internet doesn't work! We're really not meant to fly...'

'No, I thought you were John Simpson.'

Genie lighting his master's cigarette.

A sultan on a flying carpet pulls a truck trailer behind him.

'The day Ali Baba had to call a locksmith.'