Aqueduct Admirer Mugs

Pipe Dream.

'Bloody Hell!...What is a hosepipe ban?'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

A large leaf falling on a dog

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

Piranhaclaus

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Sunbathing in Autumn

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

Horn of Leftovers

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

Punkins

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Danger Falling Leaves

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

Redecorating Easter Island.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

Bottle-nosed Dolphins.

I read on Candorville.com that was rank 29,705th in the world when it comes to attention spans. What? Aren't there only 196 countries? The article didn't just include human countries. It included the various animal kingdoms and the plant republics. Did you know that Americans have an eight-second attention span ... but the goldfish who live in little Lionel Brown's aquarium kingdom at 1492 MLK Way in Candorville have a nine-second attention span? Are you sure you weren't reading a humor column?

A man raking his lawn watches as the leaves climb back into the trees.

The First Day of Fall.

"I can't WAIT to see it."

One-man band rehearsal.