Aquatic World Explorer Pillows

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

The experienced backpacker.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Seagiraffes

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Bring your own inflatable.

Lazy Octopus

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Fish hunting for men.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Travelling

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'Come out with your fins up!'

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"You two seem oddly suited."

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

Introducing Piza Island.

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Diving Cat.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.