Aquatic Pets Mugs

"I like your floating shelves."

"Miss Smith, have Ernesto and Florence come back from lunch yet?"

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

Dolphin

Fish Baptism is by full emersion

'Fish store' 'All our products are dolphin-safe, whale-safe, turtle-safe, seahorse-safe.'

How their world views have changed over time.

Snub Marine

Fish Food

'Wow! They don't even bother giving you notice anymore before they fire you!'

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

"How's that whole 'thinking outside the bow' thing working out for you now?"

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

'I'm a Pisces.'

'Einstein was right - space is curved.'

'I plucked myself. It reduces drag in the water.'

Octopus Juggling Balls

Wave to the Goldfish!

'Humans... they're buying these stones even though fishes are color-blind!'

Fish Sticks

"I'll drill a hole in the side and we'll be FREE!!"

'There goes the world's largest fish.'

'You're looking well - you been on holiday?'

"Must you do that while I'm talking to you?"

Irritable Bowl Syndrome

A goldfish in the water cooler

Otter Tattoos

He had the idea after visiting the aquarium.

Arnold realised that the pet shop had sold him 'Hells Angel-Fish'!

"As far as I know, it's been abandoned for years. I hear it's haunted."

"You know very well you don't need that!"