Aquatic Party Planner Pillows

'Hey, Chuck, check out Sam and that ridiculous cod piece.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Champagne

'Steak Ted?'

'He lives for his holidays.'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

We'll have Manhattans...

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Punt Cake

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Cardiac Recovery.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"How should we divide the teams?"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

'Stop staring and make a wish!'