Aquatic Gourmet Pillows

"What did I tell you? Best underwater Thai food in the city!"

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

The Origins of Everything

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"The bagels are better in New York."

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

Sure, I'll take a sandwich

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

Stuffing the turkey.

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

Thermidor Dali

Cat eating fish from fishbowl.

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

"Uh, yeah, that looks a little too organic."

(No caption). Woman looks at cookie sheet which contains two cookies. One is a frowning gingerbread man whose arm, leg and part of its stomach have been bitten off. The second cookie is a smiling gingerbread man who has a very full stomach.

"...and, for those parishioners who insist on a Eucharist made with all organic, locally-sourced ingredients, see Father Maguire at aisle three."

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

"It's made with real angel hair."

'Eat your lettuce. It'll put colour back in your cheeks.'

Stand back - while I whip something up

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'

"I certainly hope you're composting the leftovers."