Aquarium Designer Pillows

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

Fish tanks

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Seagiraffes

Horror movies

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Piranhaclaus

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

Lazy Octopus

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"I don't do windows."

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Leak in the fish tank.

"I think it loves us."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"Just water for me, please."

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"Lap fish..."