Aquarium Designer Pillows

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

Fish tanks

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Seagiraffes

Horror movies

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Lazy Octopus

Piranhaclaus

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

Leak in the fish tank.

"I don't do windows."

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"I think it loves us."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'I wish I was creative'

"Just water for me, please."

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"Lap fish..."

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."