Aquarium Adventurers Pillows

"Whatever you do...don't plug it in."

"You can always tell when they go away for the weekend."

"He made it! Wait ... Tom has legs?!"

'So...maybe this staring contest was a mistake?'

"As far as I know, it's been abandoned for years. I hear it's haunted."

"I got them from Amazon."

Seagiraffes

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Horror movies

Bring your own inflatable.

Piranhaclaus

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Lazy Octopus

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Pets.

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

'Come out with your fins up!'

"I think it loves us."

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"Just water for me, please."

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

Golf Clubs Underwater.

'I wish I was creative'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."