Aquarium Addict Pillows

'This place gives me the creeps.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Piranhaclaus

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Pets.

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Leak in the fish tank.

"I think it loves us."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

'I wish I was creative'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

"Just water for me, please."

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'So what have you been up to?'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"