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"It looks like they're getting tougher, honey."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

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No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

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"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Clown on bike.

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

Here and There Trays

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

Assault 'n' Vinegar

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'Your shoe's untied.'

'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'

Fast food. Even faster food

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

Bubble Gum Farms.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...