Approval Of Funding Request Prints

"Congratulations, your funding request for the field trip has been approved."

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

Pinara fund

"Congratulations Professor, the committee 'okayed' your grant request."

'Agreed. We fund only those proposals we can understand.'

Great moments in science. . . 'Nice work, you've isolated the funding gene.'

"I'm sorry, but you'll have to get approval from the offices of Terminology, Evidence, Proof of Demand, Documentation, Measurement and Predictions before I can even think about signing off."

"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."

"To me..It says Art Council crap regional funding"

'I want you stop referring to our grant as 'The Big Dipper.''

"I just called to say I love you, but come to think of it - can I borrow some money?"

Torrent of venture capital.

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

What do you mean, you've done more for me than my mother did? We've carried you for 10 months!

Dummy. Now we have to apply for another grant.

The Institute Of Innovative Ways To Get Government Grants.

'Is there anything we can do to repay you other than to repay you?'

'Congratulations. You're our 15th caller. The grant is yours!'

Grants Office Scientific Research Section.

"Do you have this grant in a bigger size?"

'This is a very innovative proposal. It can really shake things up around here. Let's not rush into making a decision too fast. I think you should gather much more information than we need to make an informed decision.'

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

'So you're a billionaire... Now what?' 'Have you learned to clean your room yet?'

EU money addiction

"This next song's about our desperate struggle to please and chronic craving for approval. I really, really hope you like it."

'This next song is about a close call and a near success. It's called The Grant that Got Away.'

"Good morning Mr. Perkiss - I'm from your local bank. I've come to take our house back..."

Made Possible By A Grant...

"Formula for the new product?" "No, that's our grant going down the drain!"

"Our funding has gone into a black hole."

"Let's celebrate Friday! Show me again how good my numbers are compared to Congress!"