Applications Prints

'There are some hoops to jump through...the last one is set on fire.'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

'Your hard work and commitment have been crucial to this company's development, Thompson. Unfortunately, my nephew has just created an app for that.'

"Um...you didn't completely fill in your job application."

'Technology has certainly gotten smaller! Workers once were replaced by a robot, then a computer, then an app, then a flashdrive. . .'

'Appy now?'

'Do I follow your highly educated, well-trained and expensive advice...or just use this app?'

Some apps are really useful.

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Shepherd and eurydice

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"Welcome to the future"

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

The Anti-Agent

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"My email is down... talk to me."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Lynching on social media

Robot Parts $5

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

In the Guru District

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

They hated me.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"