Application Conqueror Mugs

"So many FANTASTIC applicants, where do we start!"

Rage.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Homo Gamus

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Gamers

Second lifeReal life.

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

"I'm so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all."

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

'We like to find just the right slot for our people.'

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

"Nice hopping. Now what?"

Climbing the mountain up towards business opportunities.

Contest to enter the University

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

'I can see you're going to be a bit of a challenge.'

"Please fill out these medical forms, which are identical to the ones you filled out earlier online, and have the exact same questions your doctor will ask you later in the exam room."

"I ran out of answers before she ran out of questions."

Computer Gamers.

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

E-mail

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'Good morning. You have twelve million terabyte unread e-mails.'