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"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

'Does this thing get channel four.'

'Do I have to be creative?'

You're the icing on my cupcake!

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

"This is one of her more important paintings from her early period."

"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

Entertainment systems

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

"My compliments to the can opener."

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

Microwave. Do you have any idea of the time pressure I'm under?

"To toast!"

"Does it come with magnets?"

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

"I was supposed to rinse them first? So, you're telling me somebody designed a machine to wash dishes, but we're supposed to make sure we wash the dishes before we put them in the machine?"

'It's good, Timmy, but it's not refrigerator good.'

Castle drawbridge opens to reveal a dishwasher

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

"That is why you don't put 'instant rice' in a slow cooker."

How the cords get all tangles up when you're away.

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

"Unfortunately, our user-friendly toaster is warranty-unfriendly!"

When it came to appliance repairs...Joe wasn't one to mince his words!

All the other land having been claimed and fenced already, Jedidiah bought his own range from the big box store.